[Intro: Anybody Killa]
Okay, everybody it's clown time!
Y'all little motherfuckers, shut the fuck up!
The clown is here; everybody sit around right here
I said shut the fuck up!
Shaggy the Clown has a present for everyone!

[Verse: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I got your fuckin' present hangin' next to my nuts
Now when I'm swingin' on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts
Don't make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek
Because I haven't had my melorol in almost a week
Your fuckin' mama brought me here to entertain ya ass (Yeah!)
So no matter what I do I expect you to laugh
Now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn't funny
Give me props (Here!) unless you want your little necks bloody
([?]!) I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
But that ain't what I'm fuckin' about
I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through ya nose
And fuckin' pop ya head but we'd get blood on our clothes
Look I'm a wicked clown I ain't no fuckin' superhero
Ain't that big and scary though I fly like little Rey Mysterio
I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of you mom
And if the bitch gets heated tell her bring it on

[Chorus: Violent J, Legz Diamond, Anybody Killa]
Oh Shit It's your birthday! (Oh no it isn't)
It's somebody's birthday! (Oh no it isn't)
Oh shit it's your birthday! (Oh no it isn't)
It's your birthday! (Sit the fuck down or it's everybody's birthday!)
Oh Shit It's your birthday! (Shut the fuck up!) (Oh no it isn't)
It's somebody's birthday! (Oh no it isn't)
Oh shit it's your birthday! (You better move!) (Oh no it isn't)
It's your birthday! (It ain't mine muthafacko!)