[Sampled]
One pussy lickin' comin' up
What's your name, handsome?
Clyde, Miss Virginia, a pleasure to see you. Oh, my, you're all naked too, like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?
Do you know what's under my apron?
No, ma'am, ain't never looked. A cock like I got, I guess
No, Clyde, it's a nice big cunt

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
'Cause you can see my ball sack hangin' out my drawers
I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
Later on you see me partin' through the cotton hair
I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
"How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch?"
And when I fuck, bitches ask what I'm tryin' to do
My nuts is people so I try and stuff 'em in there too
Cotton candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
You don't believe me? Then take a look and head south
Rotten candy is what you'll find without a doubt
I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out
Jumpsteady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
They huntin' Cotton and Shaggy Shaggs knows where it's at
So don't be stingy, It's more than one Wicked Clown
And bitch you got enough cotton here to go around
Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
That's why I bring the clippers wit me, they comin' in handy
When you fuck around wit the Cotton Candy
[Chorus]
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me

[Verse 2: Violent J]
My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants
'Cause I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll
And this year my balls made it to the Cotton Bowl
Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
I can remember the first time I had a taste
She pulled her panties down and stuffed that cotton in my face
I said "Your daddy's home", she said "So fuckin' what?"
I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick it in her butt
I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
She said, "Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth!"
Oh shit, so what was I to do?
Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew?
I thought for a second, then I said "What the fuck?"
I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt!
Bwbwbwbw, bitch, I'll have another bowl
My boys had to come and get me 'cause I lost control
On the way home, I had a new attitude
I'm like "Hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"
[Chorus]
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me

[Sampled]
Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for Miss Vicky while I kiss her pussy
Sure, Clyde, honey
Okay, Clyde, now before you kiss my pussy, lick th- lick the insides of my thighs here and here. Yes. It helps get pussy warmer
Yes ma'am
Oh, that's it, Clyde. Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Clyde, baby

[Chorus]
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me
(Hey, cotton candy!) Yeah, hey hey!
Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in yo mouth, she told me

[Sampled]
Go ahead and suck you bastard, oh, lick it, oh fuck, lick, lick more, suck it, suck, mother fucker, suck, oh. Faster, faster, oh, you fuck [?] suck my juices harder, oh Christ, suck, oh Christ, I'm cumming, ah, ah