[Intro: Violent J]
Dare to go for a spin on the world's most horrifically fabulous ride!
Behold the Tempest! The fastest, highest, steepest, and tallest
Coaster-ride ever to exist on this or any other planet!

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
We fuckin' rollin' with no controllin', them bolts ain't holdin'
Take you higher, rollin' on wires, till time expires
Swingin' corners, some kids are goners, you hangin' on-ers
Duck them tunnels, they shrink like funnels, get your forehead pummeled
We upside down you, then 'round and 'round you, your evil found you
Let's go faster, it's sheer disaster, while spinnin' backwards
Jagged edges, no kind of ledges, with broken wedges
It's the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest
Tallest, all this, and more roller coaster

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's something thrillin' for you, so get on, get on it! (Come ride the Tempest!)
You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it! (Jump on it!)
It's something wicked for you so get on, get on it! (Let's ride the Tempest!)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it!

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Electrifyin', and now you climbin', feels like you flyin'
The carts are shakin', slowly elevatin', sound like they breakin'
Rickety! Rackety! Clickity! Clack! Up we go! You no look back!
Some french guy had to look, froze up and fell out, he got so shook
So fuck him, them poles keep duckin', this cart you stuck in
Upward spiral, through the rings of fire, still climbin' higher
Rackety! Rickity! Clackity! Click! Now you on the tip-tap! Tipity!
Tip of the largest, fastest, steepest, deepest
Tallest, all this, and more roller coaster
[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's something thrillin' for you, so get on, get on it! (Come ride the Tempest!)
You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it! (Jump on it!)
It's something wicked for you so get on, get on it! (Let's ride the Tempest!)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it!

[Bridge: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Straight down!) You fallin'!
(Fallin' straight down!) So fast your skin is crawlin'
(Straight down!) You fallin'!
(Fallin' atraight down!) So fast your skin is crawlin'
You fallin so fast, you see your whole life flash
Your balls jump up your ass in a quick dash
You get whiplash, the shit fast on your bitch ass
And it don't stop till the shit crash

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's something thrillin' for you, so get on, get on it! (Come ride the Tempest!)
You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it! (Jump on it!)
It's something wicked for you so get on, get on it! (Let's ride the Tempest!)
We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it! (Jump on it!)
(Straight down!) It's something thrillin' for you, so get on, get on it! (Come ride the Tempest!)
(Straight down!) You got that feelin' in you, so jump up, jump on it! (Jump on it!)
(Straight down!) It's something wicked for you so get on, get on it! (Let's ride the Tempest!)
(Straight down!) We got that ticket for you, so jump up, jump on it!