[Violent J]
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Aw shit, man, that's ICP
This is my jam
They were my psychedelic, funkity fuck, intergalactic boys, G
Aw shit

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Well they let the gate up so I bail
It's been six months, pick me up from the county jail
With a smart mouth, I paid my dues
Steel toilets, worn blankets and rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin'
Here come the fellas, I can hear the muffler draggin'
Ain't been in the car long
And the Faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date
She said, "Pick me up at 3?"
"Can't bitch, the bus don't ride ya street!" (Ho)
We gonna eat at Mexican Village
Take a cab and I'll pay the tab
And when she showed up, well I'll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the TV stand
("Oh shit, well I uh left it at home, it's on the TV stand...")
Have her payin' and for dinner too
The knot in my sock, it don't fit you
She's all prettied up for nothin'
I'm smellin' like shit and my chin is scruffin'
And I'm chewin' on my food like a pit bull
'Cause I won't front for the ho
Stuck my face in the bowl of soup
And just sucked it all up through my missin' tooth
The bitch jumped up with a boom
"I have to fix my hair," and broke to the bathroom
She got the tab so I go for mine
And order up some '52 vintage wine
Hey Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that
Motherfuckers like J will say, "Fuck that!"
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably took a long, greasy ass, smelly shit, huh
I ain't sayin' nothin' though
I ain't sayin' nothin' 'bout the fuckin' ho
What's up bitch? I'm ready to break
How long can one fat bitch take
Quit snackin' and pay these saps
'Cause we going home to watch tube with Paps
[Interlude]
"So Joe uh, what is it that you do for a living?"
"Aw, come on pops"
You seen me sellin' rocks on Vernor and Springwells
Matter of fact, I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen"

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Your dad's really cool sweetheart
I mean him lettin' me use his car
And he slipped me a fifty
"Violent J's kinda nifty"
If I'd of hit it, you'd of been home free
But now you're comin' home with me
"Dad, I got a bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon"
Now The Juggla's known to smack hoes
But I need the shot too, so I switch to the mack mode

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me fuck you?
Now bitch, I know you's a freak
So lemme get a little kiss on your cheek (What's up)
And a fuck to go with that
Come on, nympho, lemme hit that
Tell ya what, ya let me stick it
And I got a leftover piece of chicken for ya (Ho)
Ya little sewer skank (Sewer skank)
Ya nasty little pipe smokin, sack chasin' ho
And that was that
A little smooth talk, and she was on her back (Ha)
And I'm finally stickin'
Dump ya and I'm keepin' my chicken (Bitch)
You'll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut
[Chorus: Violent J]
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Well shit, bitch, it's my first day out)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Shit, bitch, it's my first day out)
First day out and I caught my nut (First day out)
First day out and I caught my nut (It's my first day out)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut
(Well shit, bitch, it's my first day out now)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (Gotta go now, gotta go now)
First day out and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (It's my first day out)
(My nut)