[Intro: sampled]
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-Bitch."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-B-B-B-Bitch. Bitch-B-Bitch."

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J, sampled]
Well it's on, it's on like neden hole funk
I'm 2 Dope and I'm fuckin' drunk
Walked in the joint with my nuts hangin' out my drawers
Yo, suck my balls!
All I wanna do is choke a bitch
Roll up a jimmy and smoke the bitch
I dropped outta school and I quit my job
All I wanna be is a fat fuckin' slob
'Cause I don't care about none of y'all bitches
Shut the fuck up and drop your britches ("Bitch")
'Cause I'm clockin' a bank (A bank)
So I don't give a fuck about what none of y'all think
When I do a show, I wreck the place
I run around the stage kickin' bitches in the face
'Cause I ain't nothin' soft
So you and your boys can straight fuck off!

[Chorus]
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
You can suck my nut sack, yo
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
Eat shit and die, stank ho
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
You can kiss my ass you punk bitch
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
Yo, fuck you, and your mama ain't shit
[Skit: [?], Violent J]
"Uh, Pizza Boy Pizza?"
"I want a large, extra cheese pizza."
"Pick up or delivery?"
"Delivery."
"Okay, your address?"
"Yeah, it's near the high school, 232 fuck off!"

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J, sampled]
When I was eight, I was on crack
I had Miss Pellatrain on her back
Fuckin' after school every day
I turned that old bitch's neden hairs gray (He-he-he)
'Cause 2 Dope is all that
My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback
And nobody could fuck with me
I used to drive a hearse to school, G
With a stiff hangin' out the back
Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that
But it's one thing that I hate
It's always been hard for me to find a date ("Aah!") ("Bitch")
'Cause I show up nice and neat
And then strangle 'em in the back seat (He-he-he)
'Cause ya know that Shaggs ain't soft
If you don't like it, you can fuck off!
[Interlude: Violent J]
"What's up? Violent J, the Southwest Juggala
You-know-what-I'm-sayin'? I walk into a bitch's house
Walk up to they Mom, grab 'em by the face and say 'Fuck off!'"

[Chorus]
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
You and your mama can suck my dick
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
And I'll shank your bitch ass quick
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
I could give a fuck less, G
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
'Cause you ain't worth shit to me

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, sampled]
Violent J, the mutherfuckin' blood-suckin' vampire
Please stomp on my head 'cause it's on fire
I got another funky rhyme, so let me kick it
Nah! Fuck off, bitch! This is my record! ("Bitch")
I walk up like a mental case
And start throwing left hooks at your face
I won't mix no rap with rock-n-roll
Like somebody else I know ("Bitch")
Bitch boy, you can suck my sack
And after that, you can kiss my ass crack
And freaks, you ain't all that
Titties ain't shit but sacks of fat, bitch
'Cause if you really wanna know what I think
I think your neden stank like a fish tank
So in the early cracks of dawn
Take your two fat sacks of shit and get the fuck on ("He-he, he-he-he-he!")
Best leave me a dollar for Faygo, bitch
Or I'ma have to bust your in your fuckin' lips (Ha-ha-ha)
So next time you think I'm soft
I hope you remember to fuck off!
[Chorus]
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
All you bitches hate me anyways
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
So you can suck my nuts all day
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
You can lick my nut sack, trick
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
Yo, you can suck my fuckin' dick

[Interlude: sampled]
"I'll say one thing, baby. When Carol said you were a cooky nympho cunt, she sure as hell wasn't kidding. Well, that's it till next time, bitch."

[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you ("Fuck off, bitch!")
("Ya-know what I'm sayin'?")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("I-C-P's in tha mothafuckin' Yac Town!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you ("You can suck my ass!")
("Ha-ha-ha!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Peace to Flint, you-know-what-I'm-sayin'?")
("Flint's in the motherfuckin' house!") ("Yeah, motherfucker!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Atlanta, GA, you-know-what-I'm-sayin'? Toledo!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Woo hoo!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Mothafuckin' Lexington.") ("Yeah! Fuck off!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Mothafuckin'... Okemos, you-know-what-I'm sayin'?")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Mo'fuckin', uh... you-know-what-I'm sayin'?")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
("Fuck off!") ("Fuck off, man!")
Suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
{"Bring it on, bitch!"}