[Intro: Violent J]
Worthless
Damn
Worthless
Damn

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
This Gypsy aunt of mine
You're the lucky one
She died and left behind
An ancient piece of time
I didn't know what it was
You're the lucky one (Yeah?)
Knuckle deep in dust
Edges played with rust (Old)
I started to get pissed (Damn)
You're the lucky one (What?)
This lamp is all I get (This?)
A worthless piece of shit
But once I rubbed it clean (Squeak)
You're the lucky one
A genie popped on the scene
Brought true my every dream
Dream, dream, dream

[Chorus]
I was like
BLAAAM! Free hoes
BLAAAM! Nyquil
BLAAAM! Faygo
Anything I want
I was like
BLAAAM! Sharp axe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Hot tracks
Everything I need
[Post-Chorus]
Dream, dream
Everything I need

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I'm in a fizzle (Word)
You're the lucky wizzle (Right)
Hotties on the knizzle
Still a juggalizzle
I drive a platinum car
You're the lucky one
It has a tennis court and a bar
You know who I are (Who?)
Money out the ass
You're the lucky one
I'm wishing while it last (Hell yeah)
Genie's moving fast

[Chorus]
I want my
BLAAAM! Hot wings
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Big thangs
Everything I need

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Now I am a king
I have everything
Nothing's challenging
Nothing makes me proud
I stand out in the crowd (He's right there)
While others beg out loud
I remember when
You're the lucky one (Yeah, right)
Money was so thin
But dreams were all up in (Hell yeah)
Looking at the lamp
You're the lucky one
Would I give it all back?
Shit, fool, give me that
[Chorus]
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Bitch smacks
BLAAAM! Cheap wine
BLAAAM! Dub H
Anything I want
I'll be like
BLAAAM! Half pipe
BLAAAM! Good weed
BLAAAM! Moonlight
Everything I need
I'll be like
BLAAAM!

[Outro]
Worthless
Damn
BLAAAM!
Woo
Worthless
Damn
Ha ha
BLAAAM!
Woo
Worthless
Damn
Ha ha
BLAAAM!
Woo
Everything I need (Woo)