[Intro]
"Yeah, I don't know what happened. The one guy swung on the other guy, and after he hit him once, they just started rollin' around in the yard, fightin' over there. I tried sprayin' 'em with the hose, but I couldn't rake 'em out. I don't-"

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I got the Louisville bat, aiming for your hat
I got the Louisville bat, aiming for your hat
I got the Louisville bat, aiming for your hat
Connect and go crack, everything splat
I got that carjacker, cranium cracker
I got that carjacker, cranium cracker
I got that carjacker, cranium cracker
Split your skull, send you to the meat packer
You silly little punk, you know I'm about to thump you
You silly little punk, you know I'm about to thump you
You silly little punk, you know I'm about to thump you
Slam you in the street, and fucking curb stomp you
I'm about to act sick, smack you with a brick
I'm about to act sick, smack you with a brick
I'm about to act sick, smack you with a brick
Take my boot and stomp your nuts and dick

[Pre-Chorus: sampled]
"I'm gonna kill you! Ah!"

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Insane Clown Posse]
The neighbors are fightin', the neighbors are fightin'
The neighbors are fightin', the neighbors are fightin'
The neighbors are fightin', the neighbors are fightin'
The neighbors are fightin', and tearin' everything up!
[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Prepare for the beat down from a street clown
Prepare for the beat down from a street clown
Prepare for the beat down from a street clown
Scoop you up like trash, and beat your ass
Mother fuckers run when I swing my axe
Mother fuckers run when I pull my axe out
Mother fuckers run when I swing my axe
Mother fuckers run when I pull my axe out
I hear you boys got beef, point me to your chief
I hear you boys got beef, point me to your chief
I hear you boys got beef, point me to your chief
Superman punch him, now he's spitting out teeth
I'll clock you with this left paw, across your jaw
I'll clock you with this left paw, across your jaw
I'll clock you with this left paw, across your jaw
The sickest knockout your boys ever saw

[Pre-Chorus: sampled]
"I challenge you to a fight to see who is better than the other. Ah!"

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Insane Clown Posse]
The neighbors are fightin', the neighbors are fightin'
The neighbors are fightin', the neighbors are fightin'
The neighbors are fightin', the neighbors are fightin'
The neighbors are fightin', and tearin' everything up!
[Outro: sampled]
"You know who I am?"
"I don't know."
"I am Gang Wei, the best-known fighter around here."
"Know him?"
"No, I don't."
"You must be lost."
"Like a sheep."
"You two clowns think that you're very funny."
"Good."
"Well, now I'll give you something to laugh about."