[The New Shit]

[Intro: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, everybody wanna know what's the new shit sound like?
What are we like now?
Did ICP sell out? (Naw! Hell naw!)
What's the new shit like? (What about it?)
Well I'll tell you what the muthafuckin' new shit's like muthafacko (Yeah!)

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the new shit, we gonna make a few adjustments (Haha!)
First of all, no carnival shit, that's all over with (Fuck that!)
On the new shit, no more rappin', no more hip hop (Nah!)
Spin Magazine don't like us rappin', therefore, we are stopped (Fuck them muthafuckas!)
On the new shit we're gonna sing now, la la la la la! (Hahahaha!)
And I'ma shoot heroine and slam a guitar!
Look at us, we're ruthless! You picked on me!
Duh-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh! That's the new ICP! (Aah!)
If we rap, we can only rap about smokin' weed
And we gonna be original now, hey yo, we smoke weed (I'm high!)
We smoke chronic and weed and hydro and cess
And I'm special, I smoke weed, that's why I'm ruthless (Drueeurgh!)
On the new shit we gonna do a song with Eddie Vetter
It's just gonna be me, and him, we gonna go ar-ar-ar-ar together! (Haha!)
On the new shit, we gonna sell the fuck out, strictly happiness (Yeah, yeah!)
Oh, except for this
[Interlude: Jamie Madrox]
Yeah, here go a sample of a song called Fuck the World from ICP's new album entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
So check it out!

[Fuck The World]

[Intro: Violent J]
Fuck, fuck this shit
Fuck, give it to me!

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, together]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (Ah, fuck)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck 'em all! (Fuck 'em all!)

[Verse: Violent J]
Hey, man, fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus, fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers, fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk motherfucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Ooh, and fuck you
[The New Shit]

[Interlude: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hehehe, hand me my bell bottoms (Where my slacks?)
Yeah, you wanna know about the new shit muthafucka? (Muthafucka! What?)
Hehehehe, turn on MTV! Turn on VH1!
You'll see us there muthafacko (Turn it on!)

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
If you're countin' joker cards number five that's near the end (Five!)
And we're trying to get paid, so we gonna start back all over again (Hahahahahahahaha!)
And I'ma hook up with umm Luther Vandross (Eghhh!)
And I'm gonna sing duets with him, you don't like it? Fuck y'all
And fuck Shaggy, on the new shit I'm with a new group (Who?)
We sing R&B, now we called the Love Troop! (Fuck you!)
On the new shit from now on look! Look! I dance! I dance!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! In my brand new leather pants! (Dance, bitch!)
And all the chicks are gonna scream when I take my shirt off (Aah!)
Look, baby, my fat jiggles it's plenty soft (Hahahahahahahah!)
I don't need Shaggy, I don't need him, he's messin' up my flow (FUCK YOU!!!)
And fuck Violent J from now on call me Silky Joe (Huh?)
On my new shit, watch my record sales are gonna triple
We gonna go to Hollywood parties with cocaine on our nipples!
hehehehe, Shaggy, Shaggy, that's all I hear, fuck him! He's gone! (Fuck you!)
Except for well, I'll just let him be on this one song
[Interlude: Jamie Madrox]
Yeah, bitch, check this shit out!
The song is called The Shaggy Show from ICP's new shit!
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, bitch!

[The Shaggy Show]

[Intro: Legz Diamond, Shaggy 2 Dope]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial
Waste depositories, it's Shaggy Time!
*Cheering*
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here! Alright!

[Verse: Shaggy 2 Dope, Jamie Madrox]
What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't fuckin' know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!", and all of that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers! (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (Yeah?)
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be told, ooh (Yeah)
You can feel the excitment right? (Yeah?)
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight!
Hahaha! That's what I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin' (Hell naw)
And that ain't it (What?), also on the show (Who?)
Another motherfucker that well, some of you know (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this motherfucker!

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope, Jamie Madrox, Mike E. Clark]
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike! (What's up?)
How ya doin' today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mike E. Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
*Cheering*
We'll be right back with Violent J!

[The New Shit]

[Interlude: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, maybe we can get on Family Palooza (Hell nah!)
Maybe if we clean up our act a little bit, we can get on some shit (Hell nah!)
Tibetan Freedom (FUCK NAH!!!), any concert put me on that bitch
Yeah

[Verse 3: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the new shit, no more Twiztid or Myzery (Fuck them! Nah!)
We're gonna start hangin' out with cool groups like Orgy (Yeah!)
On the new shit, we gonna tour and do radio festivals (HAHA!!!)
'Cause I wanna really be one of radio's hoes (YEAH!!!)
Play us! Play us! Play us on your radio station! (PLEASE!!!)
I'll rub baby oil on your butt just for a little rotation (HUGH! HUGH! Uh!)
I want MTV to play me fifty seven times a day! (FIFTY EIGHT!)
Right between the Backstreet Boys and Natalie Imbruglia (WOO!)
So when they stop playin' us, I can fall off the map! (Fuck 'em!)
And then beg them bitches please bring us back! (Please!)
On my new shit, no more of this clown make-up y'all (WHAT!?!)
That's dirty what's cool now is G-strings and a bra (Aagh!)
Look I'm in a dress, and look at my new crazy eye!
I look scary, and spooky, and scary, boo! (AAGH!)
On the new shit, no more wicked clown songs!
Just fishnets, and thongs except for this one…

[Interlude: Jamie Madrox]
Check out some of this shit
Here go a taste of a new track called Terrible!
Yeah, it's from ICP's new album and fifth joker's card entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!

[Terrible]

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT, DO YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SHIT IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU
IN YOUR UGLY BITCH-ASS FACE
YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER
YOUR MAMMA
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA
Don't EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Verse: Violent J]
Oh my God! Look at that turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's terrible! We heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found?
Dead in the grass with his dick in his ass
Plus there was more but you won't recall
Because Michael noskcaJ squeezed up on some little kid's balls
What you consider drama
Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack
We can intergalactic satellite data compress (Yes)
But we can't feed the homeless (Oh)
And then OJ's wack story unfolded
Everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded
Nine hundred good reasons why this world really don't care
That's what it costs for a wheelchair!

[Chorus]
(What do you know about terrible?)
What you know 'bout terrible?
(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!
You don't know what's terrible!
(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!
What you know 'bout terrible?
(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!
You don't know what's terrible!-*Scratch*

[The New Shit]

[Outro: Jamie Madrox]
That's right bitch!
Check out Insane Clown Posse's new album and fifth joker's card!
It's called The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
Psychopathic forever, BIATCH! (BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH!)
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