[Intro: Jamie Madrox]
"Umm, excuse me could you help me out? Umm I lost the fuckin' freeway and I'm tryna find my way back. I guess I'm just a little bit lost."

[Verse 1: Boondox]
It was late one night in the fo'-oh-fo'
I was gone off that water chillin' on the front porch
I was leaned back laxin' and puffin' on some swag
When a bitch came up in a tight ass jag
She pulled right in the driveway bumpin' clint black
When she stepped out the ride I had to take a step back
She had long blonde hair and a ass that wouldn't quit
Titties fallin' all out because the shirt didn't fit
Started walkin' up to me then she drops the keys
Kneeled down to pick them up and all I saw was g-string
Pussy lips hangin' out and it was the shit
Now I'm sprung on this bitch in a SJ6

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Boondox]
Hey lady in my Jaguar (How did you get you so much money?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the Jaguar (Who you tryna impress?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in my Jaguar (How did you get you so much money?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the Jaguar (Who you tryna impress?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
[Post-Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
"Oh my god. Umm excuse me, umm I'm not from around here and umm I was wondering if you could hook a bitch up with some of that you know that really good, good, booger sugar?"

[Verse 2: Violent J]
It was jumpin' down town on a Saturday night
I was wipin' car windows on a corner street light
She was parlay in a Monte green Jaguar
She locked her doors now what you do that for?
I could see she had a dead fox chillin' on her shoulder
Blonde highlighted hair her face a little older
I knocked on her windshield and kissed the glass
I think I probably scared a dune out her ass
But she peeled my wig back and offered me a ride
Smiled at a Juggalo and told me "get inside"
I'm like "hell yeah, bitch, you old rich freak"
I went to get in, she peeled off and ran over my feet

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Boondox]
Hey lady in my Jaguar (How did you get you so much money?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the Jaguar (Who you tryna impress?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in my Jaguar (How did you get you so much money?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the Jaguar (Who you tryna impress?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
[Post-Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
"Oh my god my fucking cell phone gets no signal, there's fucking potholes everywhere and I'm just tryna get me and the Jaguar home, okay?"

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Oh shit, who that rollin' down the block (Ayo!)
Another closet smoker lookin' for some rock (Yeah)
And a jag pulled up and the window rolled down (Yeah!)
"I'm lookin' for the infamous Shaggs the Clown!"
I tried to say "whaddup?" but before I had the chance
I seen her camel toes tryin' to push through her pants
So I said "come here bitch!" She said "what for?" (Uh)
She grabbed me by the pants and opened up the door
She pulled out her titties, said she likes kinky stuff
If I wanted the neden, I had to put on these handcuffs
She cuffed me to the seat, "Ayo what the hell?" (Hey!)
She said "I'm takin' you in for jumpin' your bail," dumb bitch!

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Boondox]
Hey lady in my Jaguar (How did you get you so much money?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the Jaguar (Who you tryna impress?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in my Jaguar (How did you get you so much money?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
Hey lady in the Jaguar (Who you tryna impress?)
What 'chu doin' down here, down there, round here?
[Post-Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
"Oh my god I am so not tryin' to be a bitch alright. I just want to get a bag of loose get me and the Jag home. So can you help a bitch find some fuckin' toot?"

[Outro]
How did you teg-how did you get you so much money? (Money? Money?)
Wh-who you-who you tryna impress? (Impress? Impress?)
Who you-who you-who you-who you?
How did you teg-how did you get you so much money? (Money? Money?)
Who-who you-who you tryna impress? (Impress? Impress?)
Who you-who you-who you?