[Intro]
Every time I hear that march from Lohengrin
I am always on the outside lookin' in
Maybe that is why I see the funny side
When I see a fallen brother take a bride
Weddings make a lot of people sad
But if you're not the groom they're not so bad

[Verse 1]
Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee (for makin' whoopee)

[Verse 2]
A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin' that he's so willin'
To make whoopee (for makin' whoopee)

[Bridge]
(Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring)
[Verse 3]
He's washin' dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks
For makin' whoopee (for makin' whoopee)