[Intro: King Tee]
Tha Alkaholik funks in the house

[Verse 1: King Tee]
Now let me introduce whose first
A n***a that's been down
With the set since birth
Whatever it was worth
I checked ins on the norm
Since the juvenile callin'
Shots in the dorm
Moms said you better get right
Or shake the spot
I chose to break and be the rollin' stone
Like pops
Stashin' my rocks by the gate
With the Gs
So I can talk crazy when the narcs yell freeze!
I don't fight the feelin'
I gotsta hustle with a passion
Comin' cross state to put you down
With some action
In actuality I keeps it real on the streets
Reminiscin' younger days
Over gangsta ass beats
And I
Hit the weed
Til my eye balls bleed
While my life is corrupted
By lust and greed
Serve you anything from cocaine
Up to speed
I came with the drank
So here's five on the weed
[Verse 2: Xzibit]
Yeah, yeah
See kids don't belong
Up in grown folks buisness
The Likwit n***as rollin' through with a thickness
Sickness bear witness
Like tequila without no chaser
It burns going down (Down, huh)
N***as guarenteed to drown
Legendary sound
(Yeah, yeah)
From the West Coast underground
The mighty King Tee
And Mr. X to the Z, see (Heh, yeah)
Never underestimate the power
Of the X man
Dismantle your plans
Or just catch you with a back hand (Bitch, sit down! Heh)
Xzibit bring it to you live
With the know how
Cool in a gang
And ain't about to change
My lifestyle
I'm catchin' bodies in this uphill battle (Heh)
But Xzibit unravel
Have smoke will travel (Like that)
I bust Teflon rhymes
Into the crowd, bitch
You ain't Steve Rif
So stop trying to get Loud (Yeah) (Sit down!)
You need to pump your brakes to avoid the collision (Fuck that!)
Xzibit still winnin' with unanimous decisions
[Verse 3: King Tee]
Hol' up, hol' up
It's going down
Once again everybody lay down
Run your money and your jewels
To the front without a sound
The infamous supreme King Tee
Glad to meet ya
Deranged in the mothafuckin' brain
Through ya speaker and hey (Hey, hey...)
I walk through the hood lookin' looped
Strapped like a mothafuckin'
Desert strom troop
N***as be like "King Tila
How'd you get that Benz?"
Sending birds to Oklahoma City
To my friends (Heh)
I slang the gangsta funk
Through the night
Sometimes I fright
Like I'm the ghost of Eric Wright
Compton is where I dwell
It's like hell
Slangin' that shit that's got the smokers
In a spell
And all my homies live lives
Like crooks
Rich and infamous
Hoes wanna look but get shook
Because we don't trust you hoes
You'll have a n***a fucked up
With a bullet through his clothes
[Hook: King Tee]
Positively nothing's positive
Negativity's positively how we live
Positively nothing's positive
Negativity's positively how we live

[Verse 4: Xzibit]
Yeah, yeah
Ladies and gentlemen
Undivided attention
Xzibit get you open like Nicole Brown Simpson
It's the...
Most dangerous thing next to grizzlies
Unsolved mystery
Xzibit hit you penetentary style
Quick sharp and straight to the neck (Heh, yeah!)
I'm heavy on your chest (Yeah!)
I'm all up in your life like stress
The coast that resides to your left (Woo!)
Where n***as perpetrate
And catch a fate worse than death (Yeah, yeah)
And like Cyanide I'm hard to detect
Got more designs and straight lines
Than a architect (Yeah, huh)
King Tee chapter four
Verse seven reads
Xzibit shall come and break down humanity, huh
N***as lose they sanity
Tryna handle me
Dysfunctional member of the Alkaholik family

[Outro: Unknown Reporter]
I, I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because, um, this might be the worst thing I've ever witnessed...