[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Oh, cutie got it goin' on
Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker?
Yo, you buggin'
Ain't no buggin', he's an ugly motherfucker (You buggin')
Yo, look at his disposition, shorty got a stride
What stride?
Bummy motherfucker, he ain't shit (Roughneck)
See, that's my flavor, roughneck, you don't know nothin' 'bout that, though
You got mad sour flavor, yo, 'cause that ain't shit at all
I'm— yo, G, I don't think you really realize, look at him
Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit
Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B
I don't see nothin', you wear glasses, so
Hahaha, true, true, personality
I like that, motherfucker
Oh, just look at homie's, just, disposition

[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Approach the school 9:30, you're late
The time happy, the solution was my date
Get in your class, walk to your chair
Pop is all you see and then eventually stare
At the teacher, or students who were clockin' you
Lean back at this girl who kept clockin' you
Stimulated from a sensimilla blunt
Tell the young girl, "Baby, you're the one I want"
She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore
So you say to yourself, it be her cold and sore
Mentally visualize the aim on the board
As how to buy pussy you cannot afford
This girl who was slim and trim
Whispered in her friend's ear quietly, "I want him"
I took out my books to write my notes in my class
But I kept fantasizing my dick in that ass
So I turned around to arrange a date
Swingin' episode, baby, number one's gotta say it
She popped her gum, cold twist her curl
I said, "Baby, how you feel?" She said, "Shirl"
Then I said, "Shirl," I just found my thrill
Where? In the classroom? No, on Blueberry Hill
But also said, "Just bottle your hate"
She put her face on the desk, this is what the bitch said
"Because of you, I am hurting
Within my, within my heart
'Cause, no, I'm not right to be flirting
But our relationship has to start
You're the one that I'm clocking
It's time for you to stop mocking
Don't want you to see me cry
This is why, this is why, this is why"
[Verse 2: Killah Priest]
I met a girl named Chandra from way down yonder
The apple of my eye, had a Snapple and some fries
Forgot the ketchup, that's when I pressed up
"I've been watchin' you mowin' your lawn"
The thoughts were flowin' while I'm holdin' her palm
"Hey, what's that on your menu?" From there, we continued
To talk about this and that, we chit and chat
Sipped on the Coke, then I stroked her back
As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra
She said, "Nah," that's when I noticed her pa
Big Tank, who did nothin' but the spank
At parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think
Just act silly with his brother Willy
Another hillbilly gettin' ill with the Philly
And moonshine, but it's a new time of day
On the stoop doing the Patty Duke, okay
It's like the old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to Apple Jacks
Chub-chub

[Interlude: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Yo, you, n***as, n***as be actin' like
They be lovin' them, them, them fancy bitches
I, I likes me a nasty bitch
Bitch that's willin' to do anything at any given time
Bitch gotta be nasty 'cause I'm a nasty n***a, I'll do anything, baby
I wouldn't give a fuck what it was
I'll, ah, anything, I'm a nasty motherfucker, girl
[Verse 3: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
I'm just sittin', right? In my class at a quarter to 10, right?
Waiting patiently for the class to begin, right?
Teacher said, "Open up your texts
And read the first paragraph on oral sex"
I said, "Oral sex, what kind of class is this?"
The girl next to me said, "What's wrong with you, miss?"
"This is a lesson that makes you feel fine
Kind to ease your nerves and relax your mind"
I said, "Don't try to use no hypnotic spell"
She said, "Be my assistant, I'd show, rather tell"
My knees buckled, heart startin' to drop
My dick grew to a size that my nerves couldn't stop
I tried to run, she yelled out, "Freeze"
Pulled down my drawers, dropped to her knees
Ripped off my drawers as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defied sex laws
She responded quick with a slick
Welcoming kiss and an ice cream lick
Oh, I begged, I begged
"Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs"
Part two comin' up