I've taken you for granted
You're my right hand man
I'd use up all my wishes
Just to help you understand

I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

When you're not here
Everything falls apart
I may be really pretty
But I'm not very smart

I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

You're cute and you're soft
And you have fits of rage
Like a bat out of hell
Or a rat in a cage

I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do Guillermo
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

Every time you turn around
I'm totally shooketh
You know just how to pose
To accentuate your tuchus

I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

You make wrongs right
And you keep things real
Someday you'll get greased
Like a squeaky wheel

I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

You're a part time killer
But you've saved a lot of lives
One of you is better
Than 37 wives
I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do Guillermo

Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do
I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

Guillermo Guillermo Guillermo
Guillermo Guillermo Guillermo
Guillermo Guillermo

If you were a song
I'd never pause it
Nobody puts baby
In the closet

I don't see what anyone could see in anyone else
But Guillermo

Guillermo Guillermo Guillermo
Guillermo Guillermo Guillermo
Guillermo
I don't see what anyone could see
I don't see what anyone could see
I don't see what anyone could see
In anyone else
But Guillermo