Urine, urine
Lots and lots of urine
I need a lot of urine so I can pee on a stick
Urine, urine
There's something in my urine
I never thought my story would twist like this

If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
He's a man child, we don't need him
If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
You were born to be a mom, I am just a kid

Urine, urine
Lots and lots of urine
I need a lot of urine so I can pee on a stick
Urine, urine
There's something in my urine
I never thought my story would twist like this

If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
I'm sorry I was so mean to one of my best friends
If you're in, you're in, I'm in, I'm in
This knick-knack patty-whack relationship

Urine... urine... urine... urine... urine... urine... I'm in