Sally Monelli met Milli Vanilli
They all got real sick and ran for hillbillies
And Beverly Clearly told me a story
Now I honk for Beezus in all of her glory
Jesus he came and turned water to wine
I turned it back and now everything's fine
Except for the fact that I lost my friend
But the ends justify the means in the end

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Double entendres get lost in the tundra
Sometimes I'm lion-o, sometimes I'm mumra
Sometimes it's clear and sometimes I don't understand
And I get all wrapped up in the obsessive genes (jeans)
My hand me down mother burst at the seams
And it's no wonder that year after year
Little Fred Savagely drove me to tears

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Milli Vanilli met Liza Minelli
They got really giddy acted all silly
Sang me a song I didn't understand
And I started to fly in slow motion
Flew to the bottom unplugged the ocean
Embossed and frosted and toasted and tanned
With your cock on my sleeve, my heart in your hand
And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine

Sally Monelli and Milli Vanilli
And Liza Minelli, Slaviter Maleeni
Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Minnillo
All live together under my pillow

And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
I am fine, I'm fine this time around