I came to town in the heat
A lonely man with tired feet
Covered heat to toe in perspiration
Then you caught me unaware
Body so sleek I had to stare

And me a man in need of transportation
I do not how you got
Into Hernandez' Used Car Lot
But I knew that you were
Coming back with me
I had to have you for my own

But should I lease or get a loan
Sometimes love is not free
And I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

A liscence plate that glows
And chrome exhaust pipes
I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

And together we ride into the night
Paid Hernandez to let you go
My lovely El Camino
Could hardly wait to get you to my place
And even though we love each other
I will put on plastic seat covers
Nowadays you cannot be too safe

I will buff you every night
And put your lugnuts on so tight
Do you love me as much as I love you
And when I drive you 'round a corner
Do you think of another owner
Am I enough for you?
Oh, I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice

Funny bumper stickers and tires with walls of white
I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice
And together we will ride into the night
Vroom vroom vroom