Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

They've served him well, He scored a couple of goals
But now it's time they say good bye
Although they've been useful and they're not worn out yet
If he wants to climax, he'll have to change the story

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

When he's curling, He'll look sadly at the rocks and which is when a take outs call
And moving rocks in the house it's too close to home, but the miss is how he's had the header
Now he sits at home with his dog and the remote, a can of beer a bag of frozen peas
Reflecting on the loss of his marbles, he'll never like the letter "V'

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls

Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls
Brian's balls are leaving, say farewell to Brian's balls