[Intro: Bizarre]
Hey, boys and girls
And all you dirty heads out there
Let's take a trip to the world of D12
The hardest boy band in the world, haha
Straight from Detroit, Michigan
Come on, follow us, come on

[Hook: Mr. Porter]
If I could just take you through a day with me and you
You'll see what I could do, when I do what I do
And I bet, you would not bother me like you do
Cause you find you would rather spend your time bein' you

[Verse 1: Mr. Porter]
You think you know it all, don't you dog, all about my life and all
While I'm poppin' this Vicodin and drinking all this alcohol
All up in these clubs throwing up like I ain't got 'em all
But that's just what you see when you see me hanging with Runyan
It's funny when, I'm busting my ass gettin' them money
You ain't never round helping out but soldiers come to thеm
Runnin' to them, wantin' 30 n***as long when
You call me to thе door I told 'em leading all your friends
And then they talk behind my back again I'm back to doing smack again
I'll have another baby cause safe sex I ain't practicing
Logic by the sleezy sleeze being fake ain't being me
It's just your misconception of perception when you seeing me

[Hook: Mr. Porter]
If I could just take you through a day with me and you
You'll see what I could do, when I do what I do
And I bet, you would not bother me like you do
Cause you find you would rather spend your time bein' you

[Verse 2: Proof]
I ain't gotta like you dude, plenty of time to fight you fool
Arrogant? This might be true, smack your bitch, slightly rude
Running from the white and blue for blowing up a bible school
Let me show this rifle do, too ill, I got a license too
Nice of you to think I'm not, but I'm ill this is true
Poppin' pills, shooting guns, going jail, I'll shit on you
Yes I'm loud, don't touch the wire, fuck and bust a nut in
Why R. Kelly didn't touch that girl, then again I'm such a liar
This is me all day, you rubbing me the wrong way
Listen what the song say and pass the fuckin' Bombay
Andale on the overplay for the underplay
Ondre is more Swift with gunplay, one day
I'm Proof next I'm Harry, Tecs I carry on the runway
It's necessary that my sex is very non-gay (Hey!)
D12 we don't play with them gays (Gay.....)
Blame it on our momma this the way we was raised
[Hook: Mr. Porter]
If I could just take you through a day with me and you
You'll see what I could do, when I do what I do
And I bet, you would not bother me like you do
Cause you find you would rather spend your time bein' you

[Verse 3: Swifty McVay]
They like to know what I can do, they ain't got the slightest clue
Question my integrity, I mean it n***a who is you
You better be prepared for beef, we don't need a new recruit
We blow a hole inside of n***as bigger than a hula-hoop
See I know the business who the hell you talking stupid to?
Fuck you up, have your (fuck you!) face looking like a Rubix Cube
You can walk the hood with me, we can take an acid break
All you gotta do is choose, tablet n***a have a drank
Dabble with it rob a bank (Man this shit and new to you)
What the fuck you n***as think, I can shoot as Muslims too
N***a hey, what about the pretty bitch you call your wife?
I'ma hit it n***a I been sucking titties all my life
Stealing shit and starting fights, pissing on your lawns at night
We hard to get along with stay ornery like Dolomite
N***a you can be polite, I don't talk to people right
And so does the rest of us, you hating us cause we alike

[Hook: Mr. Porter]
If I could just take you through a day with me and you
You'll see what I could do, when I do what I do
And I bet, you would not bother me like you do
Cause you find you would rather spend your time bein' you
[Verse 4: Bizarre]
Hey boys and girls, taking drugs is real cool
Hanging out in the news, acting like a damn fool
It's the big guy with the shower cap, kicking sick raps
Talking 'bout fucking kids in the ass crack
Never mind Bizarre, you know he's on medication
Smoking weed, drinking brew, third grade education
All in your house, blunt in my mouth
Call you a bitch and pee on your spouse

[Verse 5: Kuniva]
Look, I don't like the chitter-chatter that's for faggots, if it mattered
Then I'd have to splatter rappers just for acting, target practice
Time for action I'm Kuniva, the wet Vagina finder
So never mind you rhyming chump, you might see me behind the pump
And yes, it damages and put n***as in bandages
And yes, I love my pistol like Bizarre loves all his sandwiches
Business is strenuous you fucking with some geniuses
Some many people on my nuts I wonder how my penis is
Girls approach me with bodies like Venus and Serena-sess
I turn 'em down, my wife would kill me if she ever seen this shit
I mean the shit, I'm silly man, I'm smart, I'm really ignorant
I'm innocent and guilty at the same time, go and figure it

[Hook: Mr. Porter]
If I could just take you through a day with me and you
You'll see what I could do, when I do what I do
And I bet, you would not bother me like you do
Cause you find you would rather spend your time bein' you