[Intro: John Nonny]
Ey yo, sometimes, you know, you just gotta
You just gotta *cough*

[Verse 1: Eazy Mac]
Off the mollys, yeah and now I'm lost in France (Wee)
In a Pontiac, had to dodge a van (Woo)
Forgot my map, had to stop a man
"Excuse me sir, what's the quickest route to Boston, Mass'?"
He was speaking french, started talking fast
I started bleeding red from my nostril glands
I can't keep depending on the xans (Yeah), but
I can't sleep without 'em mom and dad
Every day a different toxic plant (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bought a bag of pills to toss 'em back
Every may, these ladies wanna dance (Wooh, wooh)
If you wanna touch my dick, go wash your hands! (Ew)
I'm organic, you're like processed ham
I give orgasms to different bitches, you likе calling Brad
Cross examine all the pots and pans in thе kitchen
Eazy Mac keeps on whippin' lots of crack, crack, crack

[Chorus: John Nonny, Eazy Mac]
Don't do drugs! (Yeah!) (Why not?)
Cause they're too much fun and you'll just want more when they're done (Oh)
Don't do drugs! (Okay)
Cause they're the best thing ever and it's so fun gettin' fucked up (Wait)
Don't do drugs!
Life will never be the same (Damn)
Without them everything's lame (Facts!)
Don't do drugs! (Why not?)
Drugs are bad mkay!
And you don't wanna end up like us
Don't do drugs!
[Verse 2: John Nonny]
I mean, I don't condone it (M-m)
But like, come on, you know you want it
And even though I don't condone it, I'm at Dunkin' Donuts in a pickup
Doin' fucking donuts while I chug Coronas (Skrrt)
But the bitch is mighty fine
They ask me if I'm good these days, I'm great like ninety-nine
Let's get this bread together, you need yours and I need mine
It's a different vibe, sippin' wine from 1995, what you think?
Drop this bag of at the bank
And the way the checks are comin' in, they might as well be blank
I'm just rollin' in this thing while I'm blowing on some dank (Pause)
What? You guys wanna do acid and steal a tank? (Nah)

[Chorus: John Nonny]
Don't do drugs! (Why not?)
Cause they're too much fun and you'll just want more when they're done (Oh)
Don't do drugs! (Okay)
Cause they're the best thing ever and it's so fun gettin' fucked up (Wait)
Don't do drugs!
Life will never be the same (Damn)
Without them everything's lame (Facts!)
Don't do drugs! (Why not?)
Drugs are bad mkay?
And you don't wanna end up like us
(Like us, like us, like us)
[Chorus: John Nonny]
Don't do drugs! (Why not?)
Cause they're too much fun and you'll just want more when they're done (Oh)
Don't do drugs! (Okay)
Cause they're the best thing ever and it's so fun gettin' fucked up (Wait)
Don't do drugs!
Life will never be the same (Damn)
Without them everything's lame (Facts!)
Don't do drugs! (Why not?)
Drugs are bad mkay?
And you don't wanna end up like us
Don't do drugs!
(Drugs, drugs, drugs)

[Outro: John Nonny]
Drugs
Do drugs
Drugs
Don't do drugs