Eazy Mac
Walking on the Moon
[Intro: John Nonny, Eazy Mac]
(Coupe is snow white, leather is maroon)
Yeah! Yeah!
[Chorus: John Nonny]
I'm walkin' on the moon
Higher than a air balloon
I take a lot 'cause I'm immune
I'll be back, I'll come down soon
I just wanna go to Mexico
Weed and alcohol and sex blow
This lifestyle is unconventional
So your morals must be flexible
I just wanna go to -
[Verse 1: John Nonny]
Yeah!
Selfmade over here, no silver spoon (That's facts)
Time of my life up in my room
I'm outta town, catch me on Zoom! (Zoom)
On vacation, National Lampoon (See ya)
Already drinkin' and it's noon (Fuck it)
Let's go, I'll take you to the moon!
She like bein' spoiled, gettin' swooned (Queen)
She half black half whitе like a raccoon (Oh my god!)
Her panties feel likе a lagoon (Oh my god!)
We fuck like we're on honeymoon
She turned my balls into a prune
And then I'm out like a cartoon
I stack these notes, no auto-tune (Haha)
Coupe is snow white, leather is maroon (Vroom vroom!)
Gotta make a stop at the saloon
Soon I'll be-
[Chorus: John Nonny]
Walkin' on the moon
Higher than a air balloon
I take a lot 'cause I'm immune
I'll be back, I'll come down soon
I just wanna go to Mexico
Weed and alcohol and sex and blow
This lifestyle is unconventional
So your morals must be flexible
I just wanna go to -
[Verse 2: Eazy Mac]
Ride a camel out in Lebanon
Pick up a midget in a leather thong
She call me charming, call me leprechaun
I ate her out like in the restaurant
Leave out the details for a separate song
Long story short: I need a second job
Al Qaeda give me bombs
I'll set it off
Met her on the festival stage
Looked in her eyes, "Hi!" and pretended it's fate
At the end of the day had the most expensive date
What did Jessica say? Ask her how my testicles taste, wait!
I probably wasn't supposed to mention her name
But I fucked her for nine hours from eleven to eight
And every single time I came it was spread on her face
Then she would look at me and smile in a professional way
And now she pregnant
I'm looking on Craigslist for day shifts
I'm losing my patience, I'm anxious
No more oasis, just basics
There was amazing occasions I had to miss
Different places, vacations I had to miss
So I'm tasting the acid and cannabis 'til I'm wasted
I'm wasted
[Chorus: John Nonny]
I'm walkin' on the moon
Higher than a air balloon
I take a lot 'cause I'm immune
I'll be back, I'll come down soon
I just wanna go to Mexico
Weed and alcohol and sex and blow
This lifestyle is unconventional
So your morals must be flexible
I just wanna go to Mexico
Weed and alcohol and sex and blow
This lifestyle is unconventional
So your morals must be flexible
I just wanna go to -