[verse 1]
I got the beef
You got the cheese
I'll be the cuck
You be the tease

[verse 2]
I got the pep
You got the ched
You and my wife
Me in my shed

[Chorus 1]
Now she's gone
She's out of my life
If i had known just one night would cuck me out of my own home
Who'd have thunk that i'd be all alone

[verse 3]
I am the grub
Drunk in the tub
Rinse off my tears
Scrub a dub dub

[verse 4]
I am the pep
I am the ched
Blow out the brains
From my own head
[Chorus 2]
Now she's gone
She's out of my life
If i had known just one night would cuck me out of my own homе
Who'd have thunk that i'd be all alone

[Chorus 3]
Now shе's gone
She's out of my life
If i had known just one night would cuck me out of my own home
Who'd have thunk that i'd be all alone