[Intro: Poots]

Uh, eh uh, hi
I don't really know what I'm rapping about
But I'm I'm going and I'm like

Gramps told me not to crash
Told pops to fuck his own ass!



[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]

I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces

GREG P*TTS

McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a fucking hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!


[Verse 1: Young Vein]

I'm thinking about going in, I'm not really sure
This is my first freestyle ever for the record
So I'm gonna take it off, I might go off I'm not sure
I might just cough too
We're about to see, so uh
Let's take it from here


My nuts are really big
I call them big fig
I'm going in
I just took a shit
My shit looks like pigs
My pigs look like shits
My piggies are purple
And purple is kurple


Purple is kurple and kurple is purple
This is a paradox so call the boondocks
I'm taking my socks and taking them shots
I'm taking them shots and taking them punches
I'm taking them punches so call me Rocky
And if I'm Rocky they're pretty cocky

All this trash I'm about to pass
(?)
I digress, so let's get back to the
Punches

If I'm punching, then, I'm thinking about lunching
If I'm thinking about lunching
I'm thinking about cookies and pies
And since there's no pie there's no crab so...




[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]

I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces


McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a fucking hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!



[Verse 2: Thor]

Ahah you know what we coming about!
We coming about this bitch now!
Hahoo! Yehuhoo! Yeah! Whoo!
Alright we dropping we dropping


I'm big! I'm strong!
Fucked her in my thong!
Master of the pong
Tom and Jerry give me the bong!


Damn sally scramble
Fucked her like a mammal
Boulder balls, Niagra falls
Elton John ain't got shit on me!




[Verse 3: SNVKE]

Uh

We gon' drop on this shit right now
(?) The squirrels with the boon tits
Don't forget the realest
Fucking, Jud H***rege

A corn cob pipe and a button nose
I'm fucking this bitch with a flock of two hoes
Chris be getting strong with a dildo and a bong
Short shorts, nice clothes, killing bitch (?)
Put things up my ass; Cats, rats and bats
Nuts weigh a ton, veins the size of the gulf
Talking 'bout McDonough cause he's always fucking gone

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Like it's coming from the Marriot
(?)
Bend it over slap that ass
Make that bitch sound like the zoo
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[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]


I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces


McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a fucking hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!





[Verse 4: Uncle Will & Uncle Bill]

Uncle Bill ain't here bitch, he's gone off to 'nam
Every time I've rapped it's been a fucking time-bomb
When I speak it sounds like Kanye went and fucking shat
I'm used to doing freestyles
Welcome to my trap


So Cory!
Please tell me!
Will you suck my iron dick?!
Because I really can promise
That "you're never gonna believe this"!
I took your
Shamoo toy
And fucked it till it popped!
My dick is so hard
It needs to wear a damn sock!


There's a (devil spawn)
That I talked to for
One
Damn
Month!
But she couldn't stay committed
Sucked his dick like a cunt!


But you see, I don't mind
I think it's quite hot
That this girl I now love will gladly take a
Cum-shot


Now that we've settled that
I think it's time to clear the air
Chris I fucked your Aunt Bertha
And she's got some
Wear and tear!


Now back to the main issue
I don't mean to run my mouth
But you see it's so damn easy
When yours is a fucking house

And yes, I mean you (YG Laughing)



[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]

I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces


GREG P*TTS


McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a fucking hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!