[Verse 1]
Tony Randall
Mary Tyler Moore
Molly Ringwald
Re-run shows

[Verse 2]
Robotic nation
False history
Spit out another picture of a girl with a gun
To bore me

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 3]
Cartoon girl
Hallmark card
I see a punk club
He sees a strip bar

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah

[Interlude]
[Verse 4]
Not for girls
Hallmark card
This is a punk club
Not a strip bar

[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Some things can't be photographed
Some things can't be photographed
Yeah, no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah