[Verse 1]
I don't care what time you're on
You're a loser's wet dream
Even if you tied me down
You couldn't make me watch Twin Peaks

[Chorus]
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks

[Verse 2]
Everyone's so beautiful
Everyone's so goddamn clean
I don't know who you think you are
David Lynch is reaming me

[Chorus]
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks

[Bridge]
You tell me it's just a story on TV
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie! Whoa!
[Chorus]
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks
Fuck Twin Peaks

[Outro, spoken]
I fucked that up