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TV Off by Kendrick Lamar but it’s Minecraft (PC Off - Steve/Player)

[Part I]

[Intro]
All I ever wanted was an update that I asked for
Fuck being rational, steak for my mandibles

[Chorus]
It's not enough (Ayy)
Few solid players left, but it's not enough
Few humans that'll really step, but it's not enough
Say I'm better than myself, but it's not enough (Huh)
I'll pull out the axe, yeah, somebody gotta beat em
I'll make them creepers mad, yeah, somebody gotta beat em
Diamond tool, what I craft. Shit, watch a player beat em
Huh, we survived outside, all from the P.M., homie, what?

[Verse 1]
They like, "What he on?"
It's the alpha and beta, bitch. 1.0
This is not a song
This a tutorial on how to be fucking god
You get you some mats, baby, better tools to craft, baby
Making sure to make you feel protected from the packs, baby
Recipe book if you need instructions, that's the plan baby
Don't put your life in these bad gamers' hands, baby (WOP)
[Chorus]
It's not enough (Ayy)
Few solid players left, but it's not enough
Few humans that'll really step, but it's not enough
Say I'm better than myself, but it's not enough (Huh)
I'll pull out the axe, yeah, somebody gotta beat em
I'll make them creepers mad, yeah, somebody gotta beat em
Diamond tool, what I craft. Shit, watch a player beat em
Huh, we survived outside, all from the P.M., homie, what?

[Verse 2]
Hey, turn his PC off
Best quit wit typin shit to me, now don't you get involved
Hey, what? (ha?) what versions have I seen? I've seem em all
Protect my pets and play a bit, you I'm clicking for my dog
Who you with? Couple endermen and monsters for the get back
This Minecon'll be televised, I fell through with the sourcepacks
Hey, young gamer, get your diamonds up. Yeah, I meant that
I blackout, wanna smack down? Yeah I did that
Hey, wassup tho?
I hate these comments tellin me I'm corny and they both hoes
I hate a hater hatin' on the tube and that bro's broke
If you ain't coming here to vibe, what you come for?
Homie feel like he entitled 'cause he played this as a kid
Bitch, I fucking cut off Alex if she don't see it how I see it
Hm, you got a keyboard, but you lack key skills
Send him to the Nether, that's just how I feel, yellin'
[Chorus]
It's not enough (Ayy)
Few solid players left, but it's not enough
Few humans that'll really step, but it's not enough
Say I'm better than myself, but it's not enough (Huh)
I'll pull out the axe, yeah, somebody gotta beat em
I'll make them creepers mad, yeah, somebody gotta beat em
Diamond tool, what I craft. Shit, watch a player beat em
Huh, we survived outside, all from the P.M., homie, what?

[Part 2]

[Intro]
Huh
Huh, huh
Hey
Hey (Miner on the beat, ho)

[Chorus]
MINECRAFT
Creepers acting bad, but somebody gotta beat em
Got my minecart in the shaft, first gear, how I peel it
Ay, turn his PC off, turn his PC off
Turn his PC off, turn his PC off
Turn his PC off, turn his PC off
Turn his PC off, turn his PC off
Ain't no other king in this rap game like Rey does
Nothin good from hate buzz, shout outs to Fallen Kingdom
I'm in the mood to get revenge, claim the throne, it was passed from beginnings
Don't mine at night, we killing
Smash, pulling up to climb the top and the top of the tiers mad
With the bone to pick, the Wither feels bad
And when I made it, I created mine. That was really the goal
Tryna show players this shit ain't a game, this is home
I'm not kidding, they only talk about it, I get it
To anybody spreadin hate, I will not sweat it
How many mobs I gotta take to Hell and find the static?
Hurry up, and get your courage up, we out till night setting
Creeper, ran up out of luck soon as he met the Devs, you get it?
I fed that hoe a cake and its sweet, you could die, bet it
They not all built for the Steve and they can cry about it
Walk in Mojang's quarters with the etiquette of Etika like

[Chorus]
MINECRAFT
Creepers acting bad, but somebody gotta beat em
Got my minecart in the shaft, first gear, how I peel it
Ay, turn his PC off, turn his PC off
Turn his PC off, turn his PC off
Turn his PC off, turn his PC off

[Outro]
Shit get crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Shit get crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Shit get crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Shit get crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious
Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious