Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace

Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry
Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry
Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry
Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry

Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry
Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry
Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry
Hurry, scurry, hurry, scurry

Hurry, scurry, panic, worry, shout!
Joy to the world!
Hustle, bustle, rustle, muscle, whoops!
He sent good will
Mumble, grumble, elbow, trouble, hey!
How did we change it to this?
Hey! I was here first!
Don't bother me!
I came in the office!

Partiеs at the office giving gifts
Same bills and toys
Wrapping prеsents, sending Christmas cards
Battered by noise
Only 27 shopping days
When did we change it to this?

Get outta my way, I'm in a hurry!
Hey, there, come here!
Get the manager over here!
Your ad said that this is half-price...

Santa Claus and Frosty on the radio
Artificial trees and casting Crisco
Sugar plums and jingle bells in children's minds
Bethlehem and Jesus Christ have just been left behind

Well, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho!

Bargain, jargon, sap your savings, uh!
Where did it go?
Enterprising, advertising love, [?] snow
Tinsel, stencil, light it with your friends
Where did we change it to this?
Push and grab and knock and drag on time!
Get your own and don't you bother mine!
Tear and swear and run a frantic pace!
Charge and barge and--eh! You're in my place!
Gotta get it over with, and rest!
Christmas is the time I hate the best!!!

Silent night, holy night
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace...