[Intro dialogue]
Can we have a little monitor action, dare I ask? (Hey, can we have some different light?) Now Bill wants the light changed. (Quick, quick.) Bill's tired of this kind of light, he wants a different color. You're probably wondering why we have so few of you here tonight

[Verse 1]
Well, I married me a wife
She's been trouble all my life
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 2]
Well, she's coming down the stairs
Combing back her yellow hair
And I ain't gonna be treated this a-way
This a-way
And I ain't gonna bе treated this a-way

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 3]
Well, shе went up to her room
And she sang a fateful tune
And I'm going where those chilly winds don't blow
Winds don't blow
And I'm going where those chilly winds don't blow
[Instrumental break]

[Outro]
Well, I married me a wife
She's been trouble all my life
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow
Run me out in the cold rain and snow