Well
First time I saw her sitting on a fence, beating her meat with a monkey wrench

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree

Well
Second time I saw her sitting on a log, getting it on with an ol' bullfrog

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree

Well
Third time I saw her sitting by a lake, scratching her crotch with a garden rake

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree

Well
Fourth time I saw her sitting on the grass

*spit*