We're a badass band
From the kick ass south
Pizza goin' down the sofa
A rockin' little band

Got a record out
And buddy it's a hit all over
We're a badass band
From the kick ass south

Cornchips in the shagpile
We're a' gonna punch
One another in the mouth
They're giving us a brand new hairstyle

Get on down, turn 'em all around
Kick 'em in the old cojones
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
We're the Oklahoma Ponies

Get on down, turn 'em all around
Kick 'em in the old cojones
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
'Cos we're the Oklahoma Ponies

Now the badass boys
They're a' gonna wanna fight
Like they do in Oklahoma
They got a killer girl
To dress us right
And buddy do I wanna bone her
We're a badass band
From the kick ass south

Pizza going down the sofa
A rockin' little band
With a record out
And buddy it's a hit all over

Get on down, turn 'em all around
Kick 'em in the old cojones
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
We're the Oklahoma Ponies

Get on down, turn 'em all around
Kick'em in the old cojones
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
'Cos we're the Oklahoma Ponies