Five little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only four little ducks came back

Four little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only three little ducks came back

Three little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only two little ducks came back

Two little ducks went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But only one little duck came back

One little duck went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
But none of the five little ducks came back

Oh, dear. That made father duck really sad
Captain Feathersword: (He's crying, because he's very sad about little duckies gone.)

Murray: That's Captain Feathersword!

Captain Feathersword: (In a high pitched, while crying.) All the five little duckies are gone, Murray!

Murray: Oh, Captain!

Captain Feathersword: (He's sobbing.) Oh, boo-hoo

Murray: (He is comforting him grabbing a red bucket & a hanky.) Oh, he's very sad

Captain Feathersword: Oh, very sad

Murray: Don't cry, Captain. Here's a handkerchief

Captain Feathersword: Oh, thank you, Murray. (He is using a handkerchief, while he's crying loudly again about the little ducks still didn't come back.)

Murray: Oh, Captain! Oh, poor Captain

Captain Feathersword: (He inhales deeply and very loudly. Then, he continues to wails loudly that he plays peek-a-boo without saying "peekaboo".)

Murray: Captain...

Captain Feathersword: (He is squeezing a handkerchief, until the water comes out, and stops crying.)
Murray: Ooh! Lots of tears, Captain!

Captain Feathersword: (He laughs, until more water squeezing into a red bucket.)

Murray: You finished? Oh, still going. You finished now? Oh! Okay?

Captain Feathersword: (He's laughing over that funny part, while he's not crying anymore.) All right, I think. Oh, boo-hoo

Murray: Now, Captain, are you all right? Because there's...

Captain Feathersword: (He is laughing over that funny little duckies are coming back now.)

Murray: Cheer up, Captain. I think he is cheered up. He's cheered up already. Hey, Captain, guess what?

Captain Feathersword: (He chuckles.) What, Murray?

Murray: There's a happy ending. Did you know that?

Captain Feathersword: Oh, wow!

Murray: I thought you must know that because you're laughing already. Captain, there's a happy ending

Captain Feathersword: (He laughs.) Wow!

Murray: Father duck went looking for the five little ducks
Captain Feathersword: Hurrah!

Old father duck went out one day
Over the hills and far away
Father duck said quack, quack, quack, quack
And all of the five little ducks came back