Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?
Asked the young fair maiden

It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor

What's that hanging 'tween your legs?
What's that hanging 'tween your legs?
What's that hanging 'tween your legs?
Asked the young fair maiden

It's a pole to ram your hole
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's a pole to ram your hole
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor

Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?
Asked the young fair maiden

To Hell with the dance now roll down your pants
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
To Hell with the dance now roll down your pants
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if Mom and Pa come home?
What if Mom and Pa come home?
What if Mom and Pa come home?
Asked the young fair maiden

We'll rape your ma and kill your pa
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll rape your ma and kill your pa
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor

What if we get the electric chair?
What if we get the electric chair?
What if we get the electric chair?
Asked the young fair maiden

We'll cut out of court and blow it apart
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll cut out of court and blow it apart
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's a pole to ram your hole
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
To Hell with the dance now roll down your pants
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll rape your ma and kill your pa
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll cut out of court and blow it apart
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's me and my crew, we're here for a screw
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor