[Intro]
Iron Mike's Main Man's Last Request

[Verse 1]
Hey, little buddy
Don't even worry
Everything is going to be okay
I could have told you
When you started making money
That the world was going to treat you this way
Forget your first wife, she was no good for you
She was a gold-digging bitch and her mom was too

[Chorus 1]
Hey, Iron Mike
Don't let them get you down

[Verse 2]
Hey, little buddy
Don't look uneasy
You just a-keep your eyes fixed on this fight
If that mean old Don King
Don't give you back all of your money
I say you and I, we go and take it back some night

[Chorus 2]
You're still the champion and everybody knows you are
Come on Iron Mike, let's take the Porsche to the titty bar
Come on champ
Come on champ
[Bridge]
All I'm asking for is three hundred dollars
And that's only 'til my brother straightens out
I would do this for you if I could and you needed me to
Ain't that what friendship's all about?

[Verse 3]
Hey, little buddy
Don't get angry
God, please at least not at me
You know that I am right behind you
All the way
Old compadre
You just say whatever you want to, and I'll agree

[Chorus 3]
Who washed every car in this ten-car garage?
Who caries the boombox in the entourage?
Me, Mike, goddammit
Me