"Coming in to your ear holes
They took their wallets
They took their jobs
But...heh...butt."

High--[laughs]
Highway to the blah blah
High--[laughs, coughs something]

Mine, that is mine. Give that to me, that is mine
I saw it first!
It's mine, I want that pizza

Get off my ass (Get off my ass)
Go back inside (Go back inside)
Stay in your hole
(Stay back in KAMEeRERereREERr....)

Our tuning is boring! Boring, boring, boring, is this lined up?
Lower it, beyond reason, beyoOoOoOnd reasOoOoOn

RRRAAAAAAAAH...
Dammit!!

Hey guys this is Joe [?] I am reading for Dr. Duck, that's what we're gonna call him. Soon as those people are playing
Shut the fuck up
Feed the ducks, feed all the ducks
(FEED THE DUCKS)
You think thats funny, wait till they're coming
Don't you know... [gibberish]

We've experienced a tear in space time reality

"Why do you have me doing this? I had no idea [?] glow in the dark. Hey Jenna are you going out with tom tonight?" This shit's so ridiculous

I need you all to act like Godzilla is attacking you right now, go!
[the crowd screams]
Celebrate like we just killed Godzilla and saved the world, go!
[the crowd cheers]
Everybody go bbbbbllll
[Crowd: bbblllll!!]

Hey Alex, hook me up with a brew?
Wants ta have some of the brewskis!
Get a brewski

[plays marching cymbals]
(That's terrible) [throws down his cymbals and leaves in a huff]
Damm stoopid ass robe

There's no such thing as H-Flat
That was awesome! (That was hilarious! No such thing as H-flat!)

[PSA]
Here at Psychostick industries we are committed to brining you the finest of stupid metal songs
During our research and development we strive to be on the cutting edge of whatever it is we do here
Our latest collection of sounds compiled by punching guitars and throwing snare drums down stairwells have been clinically tested to ensure our golden caliber of excellence
(And by clinically tested, I mean I got drunk and played them for this guy Cory who lives down the street. I think he works in a clinic. You never can tell with Cory.)
When you are listening to a Psychostick song, you should be confident of the fact that it is composed of vibrations that form a mechanical wave of pressure and displacement which travel through the air where they are transmitted to you [?] nerve and then relays information to your temporal lobe where it is registered as sound
We guarantee to bring only the finest of stupid metal songs with the comfort of our golden promise. They will always be between 20Hz and 20 KHZ, the range of human hearing
Psychostick industries: Go fuck yourself