[Intro]
Yum

[Verse 1]
Got a hunger rollin' through mi panza
Don't want the sauce or the guac, no
Need the cheeses, both colors please
Got yellow and white-ah
Chop up a jalapeno by hand
Melt down with Ro-Tel, use a whole can
Tortilla chips gonna drown in
This melted cheese

[Chorus]
Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso
Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso

[Verse 2]
Crock pot set on high
Ro-Tel, cream of mushroom soup
Velveeta cut into cubes
Ground sausage, roasted garlic

Ooooooooh

[Verse 3]
Shing langa schlappa dappa ding dang
Bern dernga dinganuh chorizo
Rama dama ferga blerg derka-derka
Blerma verlm verlm Velveeta
Bawii daba da banga duh Chipotle
Gurp shlurpee derp nerp, poblano
Full power up to the crock pot
Slow cook with me
[Chorus]
Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso
Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso