Do you
Do you have
Do you have the
Do you have the balls

You were thinkin' with your dick. Thinkin' with your dick
Thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin thinkin with your dick
Thinkin with your weiner. Thinkin with your schlong
Thinkin with your rinky dinky diddley dinky dong

You got a broken heart cuz you were thinkin' with your dick
You're broke out of cash from spending money with your dick
You got a broken nose she had a boyfriend who has a dick
Now you're home alone with porn, your right hand, and your dick

Thinkin with your sausage. Thinkin with your stick
Thinkin with your teeny weenie dinky winkie wick
Thinkin with your twinkie. Thinkin with your twig
Thinkin thinkin thinkin always thinkin with your dick

Do you
Do you have
Do you have the
Do you have the balls
Do you have the balls to not listen to your penis
Do you have the balls to not listen to your penis
Then you didn't wear protection you were thinkin' with your dick
Now it burns whenever you are peeing with your dick
She's knocking on your door with news that's gonna make you sick
Looks like you knocked her up cuz you were thinkin' with your dick

Thinkin' with your pecker, thinking with your prick
Congrats you are a father you were thinkin' with your dick
Thinkin' with your willy, thinkin' with your wang
Now you gotta rethink your life but have to use your brain

Do you
Do you have
Do you have the
Do you have the balls
Do you have the balls to not listen to your penis
Talkin' 'bout wieners