I’ve seen you
With my friend Jim
I know
What you’ve been doing with him
You got yourself
All caught up
Now you’re stuck
Way out on a limb

Nobody’s got the keys
Especially not me
Nobody’s got the keys
Especially not me

Not everyone
Has a pretty face
Catherine Deneuve
Has everything on you
Christie Brinkley
And her pretty pace
Her and her husband
Try to stick it to you

Tonight we’re gonna
Sharpen that knife
We’re gonna carve
That turkey up right
It’s gonna be
Such a happy holy day
When we carve
Every fear away
We want the most
Wanted man in town
When everyone
Comes down

Not everyone
Has the means to create
It depends on your
Financial situation
Everyone has the means
To erase
It depends on what
You think of as disgrace

Not everyone comes up
Smelling like a rose
Not everyone
Don’t get the dose

We want the most
Wanted man in town
When everyone
Comes down