[Verse 1]
I got a friend in Fremont
He sells used cars, you know
Well, he calls me up twice a year
Just to ask me, "How'd it go?"

[Chorus]
"Pretty good
Not bad
I can't complain
But actually, everything is just about the same"

[Verse 2]
I met a girl from Venus
Her insides were lined in gold
Well, she did what she did, said "How was it, kid?"
She was politely told

[Chorus]
"Pretty good
Not bad
I can't complain
But actually, everything is just about the same"

[Bridge]
Moonlight makes me dizzy
Sunlight makes me clean
Your light is the sweetest thing
That this boy has ever seen
[Verse 3]
Molly went to Arkansas
She got raped by Dobbin's dog
Well, she was doing good 'til she went in the woods
And got pinned up against a log

[Chorus]
Pretty good
Not bad
She can't complain
'Cause actually, all them dogs are just about the same

[Bridge]
Moonlight makes me dizzy
Sunlight makes me clean
Your light is the sweetest thing
That this boy has ever seen

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
I heard Allah and Buddha
Were singing at the Savior's feast
And up in the sky an Arabian rabbi
Fed Quaker oats to a priest
[Chorus]
Pretty good
Not bad
They can't complain
'Cause actually, all them gods are just about the same

[Chorus]
Pretty good
Not bad
I can't complain
'Cause actually, everything is just about the same