[Intro]
I just can't for the life of me understand the youth of today!
The drinking, the drugs, the intercourse, debauchery
I need a drink... hand me my chardonnay

[Verse 1]
Nowadays everybody wanna go numb
All the trauma everybody's tryna learn from
Hi again—hi, I'm high again (Hi again—hi, I'm high again)
Everybody got a messed-up story
If you don't, then you're probably gonna bore me
Hi again—hi, I'm high again (Hi again—hi, I'm high again)

[Pre-Chorus]
They say that I can't always lean on a vice
While they lean on each other, I guess that must be nice
'Cause if you didn't know, love is one hell of a drug
And some of us stay sobеr 'cause we know what it does

[Chorus]
But I'll takе my shots
And I'll smoke my weed
I'll get drunk 'til I stumble in the bathroom
Maybe do a bump if somebody's got keys
I'll take my shots
And I'll smoke my weed
But if I wanna keep living something that I'm never hitting
Love, stay the hell away from me, yeah
[Verse 2]
Just in from the echo on the TV
My government don't give a damn about me
Hi again—hi, I'm high again (Hi again—hi, I'm high again)
Flipping channels, I was looking for some good news
Found out that it's nothing they can sell you
Hi again—hi, I'm high again (Hi again—hi, I'm high again)

[Pre-Chorus]
They say that I can't always lean on a vice
While they lean on each other, I guess that must be nice
'Cause if you didn't know, love is one hell of a drug
And some of us stay sober 'cause we know what it does

[Chorus]
But I'll take my shots
And I'll smoke my weed
I'll get drunk 'til I stumble in the bathroom
Maybe do a bump if somebody's got keys
I'll take my shots
And I'll smoke my weed
But if I wanna keep living something that I'm never hitting
Love, stay the hell away from me, yeah

[Bridge]
Oh yeah, yeah
Stay the hell away from
Oh yeah, yeah
Stay the hell away from
Oh yeah, yeah
Stay the hell away from
Oh yeah, yeah
Stay the hell away from
Oh yeah, yeah
Stay the hell away from
Oh yeah, yeah
Stay the hell away from me, yeah
[Chorus]
But I'll take my shots and smoke my weed
I'll get drunk 'til I stumble in the bathroom
Maybe do a bump if somebody's got keys
I'll take my shots
And I'll smoke my weed
But if I wanna keep living something that I'm never hitting
Love, stay the hell away from me, yeah