[Verse 1]
Step through the air, I got nothin' to fear
My homies been stoney, ain't sober in years
Soon as the smoke on, we all disappear
People like, "What kind of sorcery here?"
This that magician shit
That flow gon' go magnificent
That ain't about moves, not interested
Teleport to the room and she into it, nah
To be real
And to givin' you somethin' you feel
Got a dream and a mission, gon' get 'em to listen
That glisten when we get a deal
Ain't tryna pull wool over no eyes
Feel Black Friday, I'm in crazy lines
These bitches crazy, Amanda Bynes
Look in my eyes, get hypnotized, 'cause I'm

[Chorus]
David Blaine
Make your girl disappear like David Blaine (poof!)
David Blaine
Make impossible possible right in your face
David Blaine
Hittin' goals, call that a half trick
How you rhyme like that? It's mad shit
Where your girl at? She ain't back yet? Ha!
Goddamn David Blaine
Teleportation, fuck a private plane
David Blaine
Give a hand of cards, you wish you're sane
Yeah, David Blaine
The rap game David Blaine
They said, "Don't hold your breath for a place in fame"
But goddamn it, I'm David Blaine
[Verse 2]
With a flick of my wand
She know that it's on
Take a puff of this magic
We both feelin' gone, damn
Isn't that weird?
With all of these tricks, man, my keys disappear
Can teleport but I would rather stay here
You seem to agree, as it seems to appear
Teach you 'bout sleight of hand
No pay-per-view, but that's On Demand
She say I'm the man
Saw her in half like no one can
I said, "Girl, for this shit, need an assistant for this next trick"
That's when she got pissed, pulled in her friend
Said, "Who you think this is?"

[Chorus]
David Blaine
Make your girl disappear like David Blaine (poof!)
David Blaine
Make impossible possible right in your face
David Blaine
Hittin' goals, call that a half trick
How you rhyme like that? It's mad shit
Where your girl at? She ain't back yet? Ha!
Goddamn David Blaine
Teleportation, fuck a private plane
David Blaine
Give a hand of cards, you wish you're sane
Yeah, David Blaine
The rap game David Blaine
They said, "Don't hold your breath for a place in fame"
But goddamn it, I'm David Blaine
[Verse 3]
Show's over when the lights out
Levitate while I tiptoe out
Gotta go find where the kitchen at
Need water pronto, had a long damn act
Damn it, I'm smashed, thought by this time I'd be sober
Walked in the livin' room, the party's far from over
Walked in the room, someone asked me my name
I told him, "Goddamn it, I'm David Blaine"
He said, "I just met you; you don't look the same"
Didn't think he was comin'; he actually came?
Ran into the man as he's walkin' downstairs
Said he tried to get with the girl who up there
Guess she told him Blaine was already here
So I opened the door and said, "Hmm, that's weird"

[Chorus]
David Blaine
Make your girl disappear like David Blaine (poof!)
David Blaine
Make impossible possible right in your face
David Blaine
Hittin' goals, call that a half trick
How you rhyme like that? It's mad shit
Where your girl at? She ain't back yet? Ha!
Goddamn David Blaine
Teleportation, fuck a private plane
David Blaine
Give a hand of cards, you wish you're sane
Yeah, David Blaine
The rap game David Blaine
They said, "Don't hold your breath for a place in fame"
But goddamn it, I'm David Blaine
[Outro/Skit]
Ayy, we can work this out, right?
Like, David? Mr. Blaine? I don't know what to talk you, but...
I, I just got kinda caught up in it
I, I didn't know you were comin'