[Intro: Barbra Streisand]
New York is the place of opportunities. If there's any place in this world that you want to come to, to be able to make it big, or to go after your dreams, it's New York City
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh

[Chorus]
Barbra Streisand
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo
Barbra Streisand
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo
Barbra Streisand
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo

[Bridge]
So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra
So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra
So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra
So rough, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
So rough, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra, Barbra Streisand
[Chorus]
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo
Barbra Streisand
Woo, woo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Woo, woo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Barbra Streisand
Woooooo, wooo-ooh, woooooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, woooooo, wooo-ooh
Woooooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Barbra Streisand (Everybody loves Duck Sauce, isn't this amazing? This is amazing!)
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh, wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh

[Outro: P1, P2, P3 & P4]
Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking, I'll fucking take you to the farmers market
And get you the freshest veggies and shit
Like, like, they serve at Whole Foods
Yeah, I'll fucking, yeah, I'll fucking, yeah I'll take you antiquing And buy you the nicest doll house. Hand-painted!
Oh shit. I, alright, I'll fucking, I'll fucking
Take you horseback-riding on the white sands of sunny Portugal
Motherfucker!
I'll fucking take you to Martha's Vineyard to go
Clamming and shit, eat some bisque on the wing of clam chowder
Up in this beast
Yeah I'll fucking, I'll set up a juice cleanse for both of us
We'll do the master cleanse, and I'll help you get the
Mental clarity that you always wanted
And help you with your IBS!
I'll fucking, I'll fucking, I'll fucking take you to a
Yoga Ashram and shit, in fucking Toronto
Yo, I'll fucking help you type out your resume with the finest fonts!
And set up your business plan!
And I'll say that you're proficient at Microsoft Excel
And that you have good planning skills!
Sounds nice, son!