[Verse 1: Key]
When I roll down the street, brothers all take a knee
Honeys dropping they g's, wanting pieces of me
Cause I run this whole block with these rhymes and this glock
Make this whole damn hood tick, this my time, I'm the tock
Cock of the walk, I'm the boss and the kid
(Bleep) kissin' my ass, and bitches kissing my ring

Wassup [Key high-fives his friends, they all laugh]
Yea, holy shit
You know it's true, yea

[Obama's limo pulls up, screeching]
(More laughter)
[Obama walks out of the limo, eyes Key, and takes the mic from his hand]

[Verse 2: Obama (Played by Peele)]
I'm the leader of the free world

[Drops mic] (microphone feedback)
[Obama walks back in his limo, while Key's friends stare]
[Obama stares out his half-rolled window, shaking his head as if to say "whatever"]
[Obama drives off, Key's friends laugh and point at Key]

[Outro: Key]
He's the President, how you -
[Key gestures at his friends]
Forget y'all
[Key walks away]