Key & Peele
Killing Darnell
[Verse 1]
I killed Darnell, yeah I shot him with my nine
I shot him nine times, 9PM on the dime
And by the way it was November ninth
[Verse 2]
I got an alibi, birthday Red Lobster
When in reality, I shot Darnell like a mobster
It’s a lie, anyone could tell this
If you know about my allergy to all shellfish
[Verse 3]
Shot up Darnell with a long-ass gun
And then tossed it into the aquarium
[Verse 4]
Stroke my chin real slow when I’m lyin’
And I was laughing super hard as Darnell was dyin’