Girl 1: Hi! Who is this?
Girl 2: Hello? Is this a message machine?
Girl 1: I gotta go fart! I’m farting.
Girl 2: Who is this?
Girl 1: I farted.
Girl 2: Who is this?
Girl 1: That’s Kelsey.
Girl 2: No! Hi Caitlyn. Hi Caitlyn.
Girl 1: I’m not Caitlyn. I’m Kelsey.
Girl 2: Caitlyn?
Girl 1: Not to you I’m Kelsey.
Girl 2: I know this voice. You're Caitlyn.
Girl 1: I’m not. I’m Kelsey.
Girl 2: Then talk in your regular voice.
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: I'm gonna go in where you are.
Girl 1: Where am I?
Girl 2: In Mom's bathroom. [?]
Girl 1: Oh yes I am! It smells in here because I farted.
Girl 2: Okay I’m leaving.
Girl 1: Okay bye! Hello.
Girl 2: I got more things.
Girl 1: I'm farting again. I farted.
Girl 2: Hello?
Girl 1: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. (dials phone)
Girl 2: Who you calling?
Girl 1: Pineapple(?)
Girl 2: Kelsey you still on the phone?
Girl 1: Yup.
Girl 2: Stay on.
Girl 1: Stay on?