Lighthouse black
Coffee can blue
I lost an umbrella
Looking for you in a shit storm

At quests for new triumphs
We are the champs
With endless revisions
And typewriter cramps

I'm going blink blank
In the think tank

And all intellectuals
Are scratching their heads
Experts pondering a lost monocle

Crawl from Fire Island
Up to the pan
Protect your investment
Find you the man - it's a film flam

Hey, what time does the beat go on?
Once you can hear it
It's already gone
Gonesville station
It's Zonksville nation

Too many screws loose
Up in the heads
Send your suggestions
To the Crosswired Chronicle

Lighthouse black
Coffee can blue
I lost an umbrella
Searching for you in a shit storm

I'm going blink blank
In a shit storm
In the think tank
I'm a loud bum
Here we go
Smoke