[Intro: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian]
Ahh-ahh, ah-ah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Woah!

[Verse: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor! Viktor!
My friend (My friend!)
Look out!
There's a million fingers pointing at you!
From the coward in your head
To your stupid ugly friends
Did you- Hey, hey!
Think I'd never hear about you?

[Chorus: Serj Tankian, Both]
You should be my princess bride
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world, and its dunes
If you wish to run away
I will find you, my damsel, gone frazzled

[Verse: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor! My friend (My friend!)
Look out!
There's a million other dimwits like you
From the thousand days at sea
To your cherry jubilee
Did you- Hey, hey!
Think I'd never hear about you?
[Chorus: Serj Tankian, Both]
You should be my princess bride
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world, and its dunes
If you wish to run away
I will find you, my damsel, gone frazzled
Viktor!
Viktor!

[Hook: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
'Cause I will have the last laugh
Hey!

[Verse: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor! (Viktor!)
My friend
Shut up! (Shut up!)
There's a million dollars counting on you!
From the silent human race
To your apricot face
Did you- Hey, hey!
Think I'd never hear about you?
[Chorus: Serj Tankian, Both]
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world, and its dunes
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world, and its dunes
If you wish to run away
I will find you, my damsel, gone frazzled
Viktor!

[Bridge: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
'Cause I will have the last laugh
Hey!

[Guitar Solo]

Enjoy your peace of mi-i-ind
'Cause I, will have the last laugh!

[Outro: Serj Tankian, Both]
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
'Cause I will have the last laugh
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
'Cause I will have the last laugh!
HAHA!