[ARCHIE]
Only got one shot
Better get it right
I'm getting ready
Gotta look real hot
'Cause it's Friday night
I'm getting ready
I'm getting ready today
I'm getting ready to say
"I'm not that weird geek you think I must be"
I'm getting ready to move
I'm getting ready to prove
Kendra just needs a love god like me

[EVAN]
Big night tonight
Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah

[ARCHIE]
Gotta wear a tie

[EVAN]
If this goes right
Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah

[ARCHIE]
Gotta zip my fly
[EVAN]
If we can get in and Brett's ready for action
But Kendra's distracted by Archie's distraction
So they never kiss, Lucy gets satisfaction
And everyone comes to my party

[EVAN & ARCHIE]
So I'm getting ready, it's true
I'm getting ready to do
Something that makes them / her
Accept me at last

[ENSEMBLE]
I'm getting ready, all right
Nothing can stop me tonight
I'm getting ready, ready, ready
Now!