[FARBER]
Come escape the heat of the city
Come where it's pretty
Jump in the car here!
Why go south?
We got Shangri-La here—
Come on up to Farber’s!

From the Bronx to Brooklyn they run here
Looking for fun?
Here's your invitation!
When you're done you'll need a vacation!

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
Come on up to Farber's!

[FARBER]
The Borscht Belt
Lovely partial mountain views
The Borscht Belt
Like the Bible Belt—but for the Jews
Everybody!

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
All the biggest stars, find 'em right here
Saturday night, there's always the best here
Some are born
[FARBER]
And some laid to rest here

[RAMON & REBEKAH]
What a show

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
At Farber's

[FARBER]
Biking and swimming
Hiking, so slimming
Liking your waiters?
Most are in dental school
Nice boys

[FARBER]
Single ladies, you'll find a catch here
Your perfect match here
Eager and willing
Makes a living, if not a killing

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
Snatch him up at Farber's!

[REBEKAH]
We got mah jongg, cribbage, shuffleboard
[RAMON]
Indoor, outdoor pools

[FARBER]
Midnight hayrides for the stuff
They don't teach in the shuls!

[REBEKAH]
The food is strictly kosher

[RAMON]
No dairy with the meat

[FARBER]
And the sweetest four words known to man:

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
All you can eat!
The Borscht Belt
Where the hoi polloi retreats

[FARBER]
The Jewish Alps
The land of cabbage
Sour cream and beets
[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
Alka Seltzer!
Pile high the plates on the table
Whitefish and sable
Roast beef and salmon
Somewhere in the world, there's a famine!
Come on up
Have a blast
Meet your mate
Break your fast
At Farber's!

[FARBER]
Have a nosh'n!

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
At Farber's!

[FARBER]
Hamantaschen!

[FARBER, RAMON & REBEKAH]
At Farber's!