[TV ANNOUNCER, spoken]
Coleman cigarettes
The cigarettes that taste great and are so good for you, presents—
The Coleman Comedy Hour starring Buddy Young, Jr. 
And featuring the Coleman Comedy Players:
Bobby Nichols
Lorraine King
And Joey Blaine

[BOBBY]
In the art of making fine TV
There is no rule immenser
Than in taking care to always be
On the right side of the censor

[JOEY]
We rehearse and sweat and study
For perfection we all strive

[BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY]
But alas our boss is Buddy

[LORRAINE]
And holy *honk*, we're live!

[BOBBY]
He may change up a cue
He may crash through the set
And oh my *honk*, we're live!
[LORRAINE]
Will he talk about *honk*?
Well, it's anyone's bet
But what the *honk*, we're live!

[JOEY]
There is simply no predicting
What he'll say when he's on screen

[LORRAINE]
Little kids at home are watching

[BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY]
So for *honk*'s sake, keep it clean!

[BOBBY]
Will he run through the crowd?

[LORRAINE]
Mention something taboo?

[JOEY]
Will he act like a chimp
That escaped from the zoo?

[BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY]
There's just no telling what that *honk* will do
But he'll make you laugh and how
And here's that crazy *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*
Live…
Right…
[JOEY, spoken]
And now your host

[LORRAINE, spoken]
The kamikaze of comedy

[BOBBY, spoken]
Mr. Saturday Night

[BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY, spoken]
Buddy Young, Jr.!