[Intro: Luther Vandross]
Honey, it's cold outside
Pour another glass of wine, light up the fireplace
The holiday starts right now
Make yourself slow down, put on a happy face

[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
Bitch, it's cold outside
Where you got to go? Shit, what you doing tonight?
I mean, damn, where you think you goin'?
Take your shoes off, bitch, 'cause we all snowed in

[Verse 1: Kyle Kombs]
I can't take you home now 'cause the car won't start
Snow stacked so tall couldn't find where I parked
The key's lost in the couch, we could tear it apart
But the door froze shut, and it just got dark
I guess we both stuck here to the AM
Get undressed, we gon' fuck while we waitin'
Yeah, it's a real white Christmas, make it snow on your face
Then I unlock the door, kick you out of my place

[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
Bitch, it's cold outside
Where you got to go? Shit, what you doing tonight?
I mean, damn, where you think you goin'?
Take your shoes off, bitch, 'cause we all snowed in
[Verse 2: Billy D]
Eh, we don't gotta fuck or nothin'
But I'm down if you down for a little somethin'
Ain't no cars on the road, we under a level three
Even if you wanted to leave, you stayin' with me
I got the fireplace lit with the DVDs
Finna beat the horse dead, bitch, I'm begging you please
I grab the razor from the bathroom, shave my asshole clean
Bitch, it's Christmas, you should give your neden to me

[Chorus: Kyle Kombs]
Bitch, it's cold outside
Where you got to go? Shit, what you doing tonight?
I mean, damn, where you think you goin'?
Take your shoes off, bitch, 'cause we all snowed in
Bitch, it's cold outside
Where you got to go? Shit, what you doing tonight?
I mean, damn, where you think you goin'?
Take your shoes off, bitch, 'cause we all snowed in