Don't need no chorus, cash or candy now
Don't need no callous crush to come around
And I don't know who you are

But you and your boys ain't got nothing on me
I've had my last eight drinks in here for free
'cause that's my friend tending bar

Yeah, i got a friend who tends bar
(and she won't let me tip her)

When I get tired tonight she'll take me home
And if it's cold under the covers
She'll keep me warm

Sweet, Lovely Friend Who Tends Bar
(and lovely friends who tend bar
Can always feel lovelier)